Snowmobile Game License (by Albus)

Wisconsin is finally getting some national recognition for its
leadership in snowmobiling recreational activities. It’s about time,
too, for an industry which (as I was told in comments to another
blog) brings “billions of dollars” to our state every year.

The latest publicity focuses on the potential wildlife management
role played by some of the more creative snowmobilers. A group
of snowmobilers ran down and killed 5 deer near Waupaca, and a
single snowmobiler repeatedly ran through a flock of mallards on
open water in the Fond du Lac River, killing 57 of the ducks.

I have it on good authority that not all snowmobilers wander so far
from the trails. In fact, a possible majority of snowmobilers are
such wusses that they stay on the marked and groomed trails
most of the time. These timid types put an unfair burden on the
adventurous types who must then assume for themselves the
entire responsibility for decorating farm fields, highway hillsides,
roadside lawns, and snow-hidden landscaping with looping,
swirling runner and track designs for our admiration and
enjoyment.

Let’s face the facts, here. Ducks who are stupid enough to hang
around for Wisconsin winters, and deer slow-witted enough to
want to play tag with snowmobiles, really should not be in the
gene pool. As members of the world’s anointed Top Species, we
have a responsibility to cull the misfits and losers from the rest of
the animal and vegetable domains, to bring them up to our own
lofty level of perfection.

I expect the DNR, in its infinite wisdom, will seize on the
opportunity to enlist snowmobilers in wildlife management
projects, and will set up a game licensing program for
snowmobilers for a game stamp tacked on to the current license
for only a small additional fee.

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10 Responses to “Snowmobile Game License (by Albus)”

  1. alexis says:

    God you’re a sick f*ck. This is not even something to joke about. Maybe you should be put out in a field and force to run for your life while being chased down by people on ATV’s or snowmobiles!! How would you fair in a match of survival of the fitest?????
    People like this screw things for everyone and I’m sure they are the first ones b*tching about the stepped up law inforcement on our trails and checkpoints and the lack of people who want the trails to cross their properties, etc, etc.
    Everyone of of these degenerates should face multiple charges. From everything from animal abuse to trespassing.
    Make an example of them and maybe, just maybe, someone will start taking responsibility for their own actions. Too many people like to make everything someone elses fault. Mr. Soumis lied under oath, now it’s the cities problem because he was acting on their behalf…cops make questionable stops/arrests but they are just doing as they’re told, to generate more income from fines…child services took my kids for a basket of dirty clothes and unmade beds…the list goes on and on. Jesus Christ!! Stand up and take responsibility for yourself and your actions. admit your mistakes and learn from them and quit wasting everyone’s time and money trying to make yourself look better!!!

    P.S. And you ALBUS, need to focus on one of the more healthful hobbies you like to mention instead of constantly posting your BS here. Why don’t you write about something that actually matters in life or better yet, about something that actually affects you and yours. Maybe something that negatively affected your day to day life or impacted you in some other life changing way instead of rants about stupid crap like what you consider poor writing skills by the employees of the ADJ or your lack of respect for natural health methods. For your other posts, I gather that you have better things to do, but yet here you are.

  2. Albus says:

    We’re not close enough to Mesabi Iron Range, apparently, or there’s not enough iron in our water, because appreciation for irony seems to be sadly lacking around here.

    Alexis, I ONLY write about things that matter in life, and that affect me and mine. And I say that with no ironic intent.

  3. alexis says:

    You ONLY write about things that affect you in yours????
    So, you are seriously, negatively affected by the number of chiropractors in Antigo?? Improper use of the English language by reporters has had a negative impact on your life as you know it???
    There is a big differance between something that affects you and something that “annoys” you.

  4. Albus says:

    Things that affect me, do so because I could not control the circumstances that generate them — injustice, cruelty, violence, ignorance, stupidity, superstition, venality, and the like, all affect me. How could I not be annoyed by things that affect me? Those things that you want to classify as “annoyances” are in reality symptoms, signs, of the things that affect me. They are warnings that the underlying causes still operate.

  5. Smackwater says:

    can i correctly conclude from the above discussion that albus does his laundry and makes his bed? i’ll bet that his mother did, also, so he was allowed to stay at home and be positively influenced by intelligent parents.

  6. Albus says:

    Yup, I do my own laundry, make the bed, do the dusting and vacuuming, mop the kitchen, clean the bathrooms, and do the cooking, too. It’s all part of The Deal, part and parcel of what I picked up on while I was growing up.

  7. har har says:

    Albus if someday you breed can I run over your first born? I am a hunter and fisher, but I still have a respect for the land and the animals that it supports. If we have any kind of new hunting season it should be on idiots like you and the retards that do stupid crap like this

  8. Albus says:

    har har requests, “Albus if someday you breed can I run over your first born?”

    Permission denied. My first born is 6’6″, weighs 240 pounds, and can lift the front end of your truck off the ground bare-handed. I, on the other hand, would have to wear gloves.

    “I am a hunter and fisher, but I still have a respect for the land and the animals that it supports.”

    Really, in spite of being a hunter and fisher? Your compassion knows no bounds, I’m sure.

    “If we have any kind of new hunting season it should be on idiots like you….”

    Well, perhaps there are bounds to your compassion, after all.

  9. Pdog says:

    I was told that the guy’s that ran the dear over got off scott free. Hows the salt in the wonds feel

  10. Albus says:

    Yup. They got off on the claim that they were hunting, didn’t they? Like I said initially, “I expect the DNR, in its infinite wisdom, will seize on the opportunity to enlist snowmobilers in wildlife management projects, and will set up a game licensing program for snowmobilers for a game stamp tacked on to the current license for only a small additional fee.” They got off on the claim that they were hunting, didn’t they?

    All except Rory Kuenzi, now waiting trial for OWI homicide. As WSAW reported it (http://www.wsaw.com/home/headlines/83875432.html): “A witness testified he saw Kuenzi leave a party drunk back in 2004 and later helped him move a man’s body off the road. Kuenzi is charged with hit-and-run involving death and homicide by intoxicated use of vehicle. The charges carry a maximum prison sentence of 65 years.”

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