Didn’t you see that pink flyer in the ADJ from Stuber and McCabe of Gress Chiropractic? These two little girls pictured in the ad swore up and down that their normal childhood ailments were cured by spinal adjustments. And the flyer says, “That’s why so many people come to to see us with their head-aches, migraines, chronic pain, whiplash from car accidents, backaches, ear infections, asthma, allergies, numbness in limbs, athletic injuries, just to mention a few. Not to mention wellness care.”

Well, heck! With such a wide ranges of undocumented miracle treatments, not to mention the irritability, depression, ADHD, colic, and infertility cures covered in other chiro ads, it seems reasonable to me that they would also be able to cure chronic misanthropy, don’t you think? So, it was worth a try….