Legislative Shenanigans (by Albus)

The hot topic of the day in the Legislature is the onerous task
of determining the best candidate for “State Motorcycle”.
Apparently our knuckle-headed State Legislature has too much
time on its hands.

We already have a State Soil, and even a State Bacterium.
Where does it end? What’s needed is a debate in the
Legislature to select a State Dummy. All the legislators could
get in a circle and each point to his or her neighbor.

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